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haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

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lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

flowerlock:

mycroft seeing sherlock and john kiss: byecroft

mycroft looking at desserts: piecroft

mycroft on a a plane: highcroft

mycroft questioning the existence of his little brother: whycroft

mycroft sending people to spy on his brother and ‘friends’: spycroft

mycroft seeing greg lestrade: shycroft

mycroft being tired of his lil brother and his boyfriend: sighcroft

aperturemurder:

toiletseatpube:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

Tale as old as time

"Also, the artist was punched in the face."

amazing

Men are natural warriors, but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty.
Old Scottish saying (via chuckhansen)

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ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

shuhannazy:

ultrafacts:

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WHY ARE WE ALL NOT CANADA, LIKE WHY ARE THEY THE ONLY CIVIL GREAT COUNTRY. DLFAKSJD 

momopuff:

"When you get into a fight, go for their eyes."